Back in grade 6, we had reading club (stochastic remember that). The purpose was to transform into Roboreader that could finish the most amount of books in a month. Then you get a cute little magnet that you could put onto your fridge for you parents could brag to all your parents (while your sibling got the same one for trying hard, and you made fun of him until he cried).
I also remember almost finishing the perfect season. We had math drills once a week. 10 math questions in one minute, I earned the nickname: Terminator. In the Last month, i had a brain fart and slipped on a 2x3 = 8. We had learned powers that day, bit flipped somewhere in my head. Latter in college there was Keener Bingo and the unix Beirdos which i realized us engineers are bored out and needs labels to help cluster like-minded people.
The aftermath: Can't remember a single book I read (Charlotte's web, was that a pig or spider?) and after reaching pinnacle of 12x12 i didn't want to go further in chances of lowering my average. (I again sat during the final softball game to preserve my .900 batting average 15 years latter, sorry Joe). I also routinely go to the Beirdos for help for Perl, and of course those wonderful vi-shorcut sheets.
So back on topic, what do you need to do to earn this title? BTW its not Roman Architect - a person who designs stuff in Fortran claiming its the top mathematical system in the world (they are lurking around, beware!). I suppose when I'm 60 i won't remember a single journey or an object from a class, but we have blogs now right?!? Blogger don't get bought out by Micro-AARP!
Honary Doctrate In Travel'n & Architect'n
So there it is, we'll be providing the Honary Doctrate In Travel'n & Architect'n pending underwriting from one our out-sourced eastern sponsors
Meet these and get a badge (sorry not magnet, but likely to be a widget).
How can you get validation? Resumes... hell no. Your blog of course, after all who else is going to provide you with an honorary degree, your not Bill Crosby after all.
Are some of these personal and get you in hot water?. do what i do, wait until things blow over and we can all laugh about it. After all your Roaming Architect degree is a lifetime adventure.
I also remember almost finishing the perfect season. We had math drills once a week. 10 math questions in one minute, I earned the nickname: Terminator. In the Last month, i had a brain fart and slipped on a 2x3 = 8. We had learned powers that day, bit flipped somewhere in my head. Latter in college there was Keener Bingo and the unix Beirdos which i realized us engineers are bored out and needs labels to help cluster like-minded people.
The aftermath: Can't remember a single book I read (Charlotte's web, was that a pig or spider?) and after reaching pinnacle of 12x12 i didn't want to go further in chances of lowering my average. (I again sat during the final softball game to preserve my .900 batting average 15 years latter, sorry Joe). I also routinely go to the Beirdos for help for Perl, and of course those wonderful vi-shorcut sheets.
So back on topic, what do you need to do to earn this title? BTW its not Roman Architect - a person who designs stuff in Fortran claiming its the top mathematical system in the world (they are lurking around, beware!). I suppose when I'm 60 i won't remember a single journey or an object from a class, but we have blogs now right?!? Blogger don't get bought out by Micro-AARP!
Honary Doctrate In Travel'n & Architect'n
- Must have done some architecting in 5 different countries. Note off-shoring your design does count. and we do TRANSFER credits for if the country has split due to civil unrest (Czechoslovakia), but its limited to last 50 years (sorry california).
- You must of been employed by 5 different companies, your own ventures count, but aliases or domains of the same ventures do not. Working = 1 year min. Revenue = optional.
- Must of designed systems in least 3 different sectors, i.e. banking, finance, military, social, media etc.. (no facebook, twitter, squared in are not sectors).
- Must of attempted to learn 5 different languages ( sign language does not count ). An attempt means you got a reply, toll-free and automated services do not count.
- Must of been primary source for 1 data breach involving foreign data security practices. Note fixing and reporting the breach, optional. Distribution of breach is highly discouraged.
- Taken 2 completely hacks which broke at least one of following, patent, copyright, reverse-engineering, and obfuscated to something you sold of as original work.
- Must of been recruited at least 3 foreign tech workers ending up in a financial stipend. Off-shoring does not count (see above) and bonus if was during a rescission.
- Must of participated in 2 complete disaster of a project, one had to be at least government related and costing tax-payers money.
- You've tried karokee'ing at least 2 other languages other than English. Note singing to your boarding wards, eligible daughters do count.
- You've done a blog in 2 other laungages other than English, only to give up once realized they pay in centavos/per/click, not centos/per/click. Zut Alors, C'est Domage!
- Must be on two patent disclosures. Not following is excluded : fonts/colors/fusion. but we accept as long as your name shown. Social widgets are accepted.
So there it is, we'll be providing the Honary Doctrate In Travel'n & Architect'n pending underwriting from one our out-sourced eastern sponsors
Meet these and get a badge (sorry not magnet, but likely to be a widget).
How can you get validation? Resumes... hell no. Your blog of course, after all who else is going to provide you with an honorary degree, your not Bill Crosby after all.
Are some of these personal and get you in hot water?. do what i do, wait until things blow over and we can all laugh about it. After all your Roaming Architect degree is a lifetime adventure.
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